God Says

I ask God if I should change my career

God says,

I’m pretty sure you know.

I ask God if I should start to love myself

God says,

Honey, you know the answer to that.

I ask God if I should get a new boyfriend

God says,

Now, I KNOW that you know the answer to that.

I ask God if there is anything I should consult her with

God says,

Girl,

(she calls me that when she is annoyed)

For the last time, you already have the answer to that!